
Whale, Cumbria
Performance Optimisation in Whale
Your competitors in Whale are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Whale businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Whale businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation whale"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Whale map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whale is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Whale
You won't win Whale on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Whale business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Whale
Bellamy Trading — Whale. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 48
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.4s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Whale: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Whale page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Whale bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Whale
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Whale town centre.
- Performance Optimisation in Helton1 km
- Performance Optimisation in Askham2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Lowther2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Hackthorpe2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Thrimby4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Great Strickland4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Little Strickland5 km
- Performance Optimisation in Melkinthorpe5 km
- Performance Optimisation in Rosgill5 km
- Performance Optimisation in Clifton5 km
- Performance Optimisation in Glen Dowlin5 km
- Performance Optimisation in Pooley Bridge5 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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