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Everything in Whale

Whale, Cumbria

Press Releases in Whale

Whale isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £200

What press releases looks like round here

Newsworthy announcements written to get coverage.

We work with Whale businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Whale businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "press releases whale"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Press Releases — the Whale map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whale is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Press Releases, and a word about Whale

Whale is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Whale. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

We're not local to Whale, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Whale process.

Real-world example

Example: Press Releases in Whale

Pemberton Bros — Whale. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 62

Enquiries / month

9.1s → 1.3s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£1150

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Whale: Content Creation

Everything below has its own Whale page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

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Press Releases without the Whale bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.

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Case Studies

Proof that you've done it before and done it well.

from £200

Press Releases near Whale

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Whale town centre.

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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.