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Everything in Whale

Whale, Cumbria

Tech & Startups in Whale

Half the Whale search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

What tech & startups looks like round here

Landing pages, waitlists and pitch-ready polish.

We work with Whale businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Whale businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "tech & startups whale"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Tech & Startups — the Whale map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whale is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Tech & Startups, and a word about Whale

You won't win Whale on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Cumbria isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Whale process.

Real-world example

Example: Tech & Startups in Whale

Duffy & Sons — Whale. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 72

Enquiries / month

9.0s → 1.6s

Load time

10 days

Built in

£1050

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Whale: Creative, Events & Community

Everything below has its own Whale page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Artists & GalleriesCharities & Non-profitsEvents & WeddingsMusic & NightlifeParty & Equipment HirePhotographers & VideoPrinters & SignageBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce Websites

Tech & Startups near Whale

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Whale town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.