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Whalebone, Greater London

Cover Photos in Whalebone

Your competitors in Whalebone are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £50

What cover photos looks like round here

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

We work with Whalebone businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Whalebone businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "cover photos whalebone"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Cover Photos — the Whalebone map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whalebone is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Cover Photos, and a word about Whalebone

You won't win Whalebone on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Whalebone are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Whalebone process.

Real-world example

Example: Cover Photos in Whalebone

Merriman & Sons — Whalebone. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

9 → 47

Enquiries / month

8.8s → 1.6s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£950

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Whalebone: Social Media

Everything below has its own Whalebone page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Facebook SetupInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Cover Photos without the Whalebone bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99More social media

LinkedIn Setup

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

from £99

Cover Photos near Whalebone

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Whalebone town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.