
Whetsted, Kent
Custom Engraving in Whetsted
Whetsted isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £50
What custom engraving looks like round here
Bespoke text, logos and artwork engraved into slate.
We work with Whetsted businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Whetsted businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "custom engraving whetsted"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Custom Engraving — the Whetsted map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whetsted is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Custom Engraving, and a word about Whetsted
Whetsted is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Whetsted are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Whetsted, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Whetsted job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Custom Engraving in Whetsted
Merriman & Sons — Whetsted. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 40
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Whetsted: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Whetsted page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Custom Engraving without the Whetsted bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Custom Engraving near Whetsted
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Whetsted town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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