Whetsted, Kent
Social Media in Whetsted
Half the Whetsted search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Whetsted businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Whetsted businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media whetsted"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Whetsted map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whetsted is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Whetsted
You won't win Whetsted on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Whetsted job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Whetsted
Rowntree Ltd — Whetsted. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 26
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Whetsted: Services
Everything below has its own Whetsted page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Whetsted bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Whetsted
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Whetsted town centre.
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- Social Media in East Peckham3 km
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- Social Media in Mile Oak3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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