Whitelye, Monmouthshire
Social Media in Whitelye
Whitelye isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Whitelye businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Whitelye businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media whitelye"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Whitelye map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whitelye is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Whitelye
Whitelye is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Whitelye, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Whitelye job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Whitelye
Pemberton Bros — Whitelye. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 73
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Whitelye: Services
Everything below has its own Whitelye page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Whitelye bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Whitelye
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Whitelye town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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