
Whitley Batts, Bath and North East Somerset
Slate Carving in Whitley Batts
Whitley Batts isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Whitley Batts businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Whitley Batts businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving whitley batts"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Whitley Batts map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whitley Batts is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Whitley Batts
Whitley Batts is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Whitley Batts, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Whitley Batts process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Whitley Batts
Whitlock & Co — Whitley Batts. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 20
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.8s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Whitley Batts: Services
Everything below has its own Whitley Batts page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Whitley Batts bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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