
Wooth, Dorset
Slate Carving in Wooth
Wooth isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Wooth businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Wooth businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving wooth"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Wooth map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Wooth is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Wooth
Wooth is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Wooth, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Wooth business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Wooth
Hargreaves & Daughters — Wooth. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 55
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Wooth: Services
Everything below has its own Wooth page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Wooth bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Wooth
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Wooth town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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