🪨 Slate Carving
Hotel Signs
Room numbers, door signs and directional slate plaques.
What you get
- Fixed price before we start
- Built for your business, not a template
- Mobile-first and fast loading
- Plain-English copy that sells
- Human support, not a chatbot
- Turnaround in days, not months
You don't get
- Hidden fees
- Monthly ransom to keep it live
- Jargon nobody understands
- Waiting weeks for a reply
Ready to talk?
Tell us what you need and we'll send a fixed quote — usually the same day.
Typical price: from £130. Final quote depends on exactly what you need.
How it works
Tell us what you need
One call. No sales script.
Fixed price quote
In writing before we start.
We build it
Fast, properly, no faff.
You own it
Files, domain, the lot.
Real-world example
Example: Hotel Signs in Glasgow
Kowalczyk Bros — Glasgow. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 36
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Who asks for hotel signs
These sectors order this most. Each one has its own page with prices, examples and the bits that actually matter — or browse all industries.
Hotel Signs for electricians
Certs, callouts and rewires. Emergency numbers front and centre.
See the sector page Food, Drink & HospitalityHotel Signs for hotels & b&bs
Rooms, rates and direct bookings that dodge commission.
See the sector page Home & LifestyleHotel Signs for flooring & carpets
Room calculators, samples by post and fitting slots.
See the sector page Pets, Animals & OutdoorsHotel Signs for campsites & glamping
Pitch availability, direct bookings, no commission.
See the sector page Public, Care & CommunityHotel Signs for security & door supervision
SIA badges, coverage and contract enquiry forms.
See the sector page Pets, Animals & OutdoorsHotel Signs for dog groomers
Breed pricing, before-and-afters and booking with deposits.
See the sector page Pets, Animals & OutdoorsHotel Signs for dog walkers & sitters
Coverage areas, insurance and a diary that fills itself.
See the sector page Home & LifestyleHotel Signs for locksmiths & security
24/7 callout numbers and coverage that ranks locally.
See the sector pageHotel Signs in your town
We cover every town and village in the UK. Pick yours, or see all 36,061 of them.
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Bundle them and it's one quote, one build, one invoice.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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