🪨 Slate Carving
Restaurant Signs
Slate menus, specials boards and exterior signage.
What you get
- Fixed price before we start
- Built for your business, not a template
- Mobile-first and fast loading
- Plain-English copy that sells
- Human support, not a chatbot
- Turnaround in days, not months
You don't get
- Hidden fees
- Monthly ransom to keep it live
- Jargon nobody understands
- Waiting weeks for a reply
Ready to talk?
Tell us what you need and we'll send a fixed quote — usually the same day.
Typical price: from £130. Final quote depends on exactly what you need.
How it works
Tell us what you need
One call. No sales script.
Fixed price quote
In writing before we start.
We build it
Fast, properly, no faff.
You own it
Files, domain, the lot.
Real-world example
Example: Restaurant Signs in Plymouth
Merriman & Sons — Plymouth. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 40
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Who asks for restaurant signs
These sectors order this most. Each one has its own page with prices, examples and the bits that actually matter — or browse all industries.
Restaurant Signs for cafés & bakeries
Daily specials, order-ahead and a menu you can edit yourself.
See the sector page Food, Drink & HospitalityRestaurant Signs for pubs & restaurants
Menus, bookings, hours and reviews. Bums on seats.
See the sector page Health & WellbeingRestaurant Signs for beauty & salons
Treatment menus, gallery and online booking with deposits.
See the sector page Creative, Events & CommunityRestaurant Signs for printers & signage
Upload artwork, get a price, no back-and-forth emails.
See the sector page Professional & FinancialRestaurant Signs for recruitment & hr
Job boards, CV uploads and employer landing pages.
See the sector page Pets, Animals & OutdoorsRestaurant Signs for campsites & glamping
Pitch availability, direct bookings, no commission.
See the sector page Trades & PropertyRestaurant Signs for electricians
Certs, callouts and rewires. Emergency numbers front and centre.
See the sector page Industry, Farming & EnergyRestaurant Signs for farming & agriculture
Farm shops, diversification and machinery listings.
See the sector pageRestaurant Signs in your town
We cover every town and village in the UK. Pick yours, or see all 36,061 of them.
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Bundle them and it's one quote, one build, one invoice.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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