
Antrim, Antrim and Newtownabbey
House Signs in Antrim
Your competitors in Antrim are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £60
What house signs looks like round here
Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.
We work with Antrim businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Antrim businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "house signs antrim"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 20,001 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
House Signs — the Antrim map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Antrim is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
House Signs, and a word about Antrim
With around 20,001 people, Antrim isn't a numbers game. You don't need thousands of visitors. You need the right dozen a week to actually ring you.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Antrim job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: House Signs in Antrim
Merriman & Sons — Antrim. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 62
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.6s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Antrim: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Antrim page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
House Signs without the Antrim bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
House Signs near Antrim
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Antrim town centre.
- House Signs in Muckamore6 km
- House Signs in Scolboa6 km
- House Signs in Dunadry7 km
- House Signs in Randalstown8 km
- House Signs in Killead8 km
- House Signs in Parkgate8 km
- House Signs in Magheralane8 km
- House Signs in Aldergrove8 km
- House Signs in Carmavy9 km
- House Signs in Templepatrick9 km
- House Signs in Kells9 km
- House Signs in Connor10 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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