Badger, Shropshire
Slate Carving in Badger
Nobody in Badger rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Badger businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Badger businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving badger"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Badger map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Badger is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Badger
Badger is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Badger. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Badger process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Badger
Rowntree Ltd — Badger. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 58
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Badger: Services
Everything below has its own Badger page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Badger bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Badger
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Badger town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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