Catstree, Shropshire
Slate Carving in Catstree
Catstree isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Catstree businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Catstree businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving catstree"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Catstree map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Catstree is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Catstree
Catstree is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Catstree are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Catstree, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Catstree business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Catstree
Okafor Ltd — Catstree. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 27
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Catstree: Services
Everything below has its own Catstree page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Catstree bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Catstree
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Catstree town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Badger3 km
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- Slate Carving in Higford4 km
- Slate Carving in Dallicot4 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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