
Basted, Kent
Slate Carving in Basted
Basted isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Basted businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Basted businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving basted"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Basted map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Basted is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Basted
Basted is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Basted, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Basted business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Basted
Rowntree Ltd — Basted. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 50
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Basted: Services
Everything below has its own Basted page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Basted bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Basted
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Basted town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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