Beosetter, Shetland Islands
Website Audits in Beosetter
Nobody in Beosetter rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Beosetter businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Beosetter businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits beosetter"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Beosetter map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Beosetter is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Beosetter
Beosetter is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Shetland Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Beosetter job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Beosetter
Pemberton Bros — Beosetter. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 37
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Beosetter: SEO
Everything below has its own Beosetter page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Beosetter bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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