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Holmsgarth, Shetland Islands

Website Audits in Holmsgarth

Nobody in Holmsgarth rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What website audits looks like round here

A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.

We work with Holmsgarth businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Holmsgarth businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website audits holmsgarth"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Audits — the Holmsgarth map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Holmsgarth is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Audits, and a word about Holmsgarth

Holmsgarth is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in Shetland Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Holmsgarth job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Website Audits in Holmsgarth

Ashworth & Daughters — Holmsgarth. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 18

Enquiries / month

8.0s → 1.5s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1050

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Holmsgarth: SEO

Everything below has its own Holmsgarth page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOBusiness Websites

Website Audits without the Holmsgarth bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All seo
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Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Website Audits near Holmsgarth

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Holmsgarth town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.