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Everything in Bohemia

Bohemia, East Sussex

House Signs in Bohemia

Your competitors in Bohemia are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £60

What house signs looks like round here

Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.

We work with Bohemia businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Bohemia businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "house signs bohemia"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

House Signs — the Bohemia map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bohemia is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

House Signs, and a word about Bohemia

You won't win Bohemia on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Bohemia. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Bohemia process.

Real-world example

Example: House Signs in Bohemia

Bellamy Trading — Bohemia. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 24

Enquiries / month

6.7s → 1.4s

Load time

16 days

Built in

£2100

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Bohemia: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Bohemia page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

House Signs without the Bohemia bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

House Signs near Bohemia

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bohemia town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.