
Brae, Shetland Islands
Bespoke Slate Projects in Brae
Half the Brae search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99
What bespoke slate projects looks like round here
One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.
We work with Brae businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Brae businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "bespoke slate projects brae"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 720 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Bespoke Slate Projects — the Brae map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Brae is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Bespoke Slate Projects, and a word about Brae
You won't win Brae on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Brae process.
Real-world example
Example: Bespoke Slate Projects in Brae
Hargreaves & Daughters — Brae. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 58
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.5s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Brae: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Brae page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Bespoke Slate Projects without the Brae bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Bespoke Slate Projects near Brae
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Brae town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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