
Bruray, Shetland Islands
Slate Carving in Bruray
Bruray isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Bruray businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bruray businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving bruray"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Bruray map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bruray is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Bruray
Bruray is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Bruray, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Bruray process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Bruray
Rowntree Ltd — Bruray. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 18
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Bruray: Services
Everything below has its own Bruray page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Bruray bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Bruray
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bruray town centre.
- Slate Carving in Housaynext door
- Slate Carving in Vats-houll13 km
- Slate Carving in Challister13 km
- Slate Carving in Huxter16 km
- Slate Carving in Marrister16 km
- Slate Carving in Hamister16 km
- Slate Carving in Saltness17 km
- Slate Carving in Symbister17 km
- Slate Carving in Clate17 km
- Slate Carving in Upper Neapaback18 km
- Slate Carving in Funzie18 km
- Slate Carving in Lunning19 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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