Housay, Shetland Islands
Slate Carving in Housay
Housay isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Housay businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Housay businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving housay"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Housay map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Housay is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Housay
Housay is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Shetland Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Housay, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Housay business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Housay
Kowalczyk Bros — Housay. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 24
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Housay: Services
Everything below has its own Housay page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Housay bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Housay
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Housay town centre.
- Slate Carving in Bruraynext door
- Slate Carving in Vats-houll13 km
- Slate Carving in Challister13 km
- Slate Carving in Huxter15 km
- Slate Carving in Marrister16 km
- Slate Carving in Hamister16 km
- Slate Carving in Saltness17 km
- Slate Carving in Symbister17 km
- Slate Carving in Clate17 km
- Slate Carving in Upper Neapaback18 km
- Slate Carving in Lunning18 km
- Slate Carving in Funzie19 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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