Canongate, City of Edinburgh
Funeral Directors in Canongate
Nobody in Canongate rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with Canongate businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Canongate businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors canongate"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the Canongate map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Canongate is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about Canongate
Canongate is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Canongate process.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in Canongate
Merriman & Sons — Canongate. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 39
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Canongate: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own Canongate page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Canongate town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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