South Side, City of Edinburgh
Funeral Directors in South Side
Your competitors in South Side are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with South Side businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why South Side businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors south side"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the South Side map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where South Side is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about South Side
You won't win South Side on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your South Side business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in South Side
Delaney Group — South Side. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 43
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.1s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in South Side: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own South Side page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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