New Town, City of Edinburgh
Funeral Directors in New Town
Half the New Town search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with New Town businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why New Town businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors new town"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the New Town map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where New Town is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about New Town
You won't win New Town on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your New Town business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in New Town
Braithwaite Group — New Town. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 24
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.1s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in New Town: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own New Town page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Funeral Directors near New Town
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from New Town town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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