Chitty, Kent
Business Signs in Chitty
Half the Chitty search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £120
What business signs looks like round here
Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.
We work with Chitty businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Chitty businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business signs chitty"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Signs — the Chitty map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Chitty is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Signs, and a word about Chitty
You won't win Chitty on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Chitty job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Business Signs in Chitty
Whitlock & Co — Chitty. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 69
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.8s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Chitty: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Chitty page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Signs without the Chitty bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Signs near Chitty
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Chitty town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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