Cleat, Orkney Islands
House Signs in Cleat
Half the Cleat search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £60
What house signs looks like round here
Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.
We work with Cleat businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cleat businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "house signs cleat"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
House Signs — the Cleat map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cleat is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
House Signs, and a word about Cleat
You won't win Cleat on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Cleat job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: House Signs in Cleat
Whitlock & Co — Cleat. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 73
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Cleat: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Cleat page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
House Signs without the Cleat bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
House Signs near Cleat
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cleat town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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