Cleat, Orkney Islands
Business Signs in Cleat
Half the Cleat search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £120
What business signs looks like round here
Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.
We work with Cleat businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cleat businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business signs cleat"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Signs — the Cleat map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cleat is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Signs, and a word about Cleat
You won't win Cleat on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Cleat process.
Real-world example
Example: Business Signs in Cleat
Whitlock & Co — Cleat. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 74
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.8s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Cleat: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Cleat page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Signs without the Cleat bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Signs near Cleat
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cleat town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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