
Cleikimin, City of Edinburgh
Slate Carving in Cleikimin
Nobody in Cleikimin rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Cleikimin businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cleikimin businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving cleikimin"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Cleikimin map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cleikimin is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Cleikimin
Cleikimin is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Cleikimin are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Cleikimin business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Cleikimin
Braithwaite Group — Cleikimin. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 31
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.1s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Cleikimin: Services
Everything below has its own Cleikimin page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Cleikimin bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Cleikimin
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cleikimin town centre.
- Slate Carving in Newcraighallnext door
- Slate Carving in Niddrie1 km
- Slate Carving in Brunstane2 km
- Slate Carving in Duddingston2 km
- Slate Carving in Danderhall2 km
- Slate Carving in Joppa2 km
- Slate Carving in Craigmillar2 km
- Slate Carving in Joppa Pans2 km
- Slate Carving in Stoneyhill2 km
- Slate Carving in Newton Village2 km
- Slate Carving in Fisherrow2 km
- Slate Carving in Newhailes2 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


