Joppa Pans, City of Edinburgh
Slate Carving in Joppa Pans
Joppa Pans isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Joppa Pans businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Joppa Pans businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving joppa pans"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Joppa Pans map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Joppa Pans is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Joppa Pans
Joppa Pans is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Joppa Pans are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Joppa Pans, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Joppa Pans process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Joppa Pans
Bellamy Trading — Joppa Pans. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 73
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.4s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Joppa Pans: Services
Everything below has its own Joppa Pans page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Joppa Pans bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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