
Cliffe, Medway
Social Media in Cliffe
Cliffe isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Cliffe businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cliffe businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media cliffe"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 2,403 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Cliffe map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cliffe is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Cliffe
Cliffe is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Cliffe, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Cliffe business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Cliffe
Okafor Ltd — Cliffe. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 42
Enquiries / month
8.4s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Cliffe: Services
Everything below has its own Cliffe page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Cliffe bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Cliffe
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cliffe town centre.
- Social Media in West Streetnext door
- Social Media in Cooling2 km
- Social Media in Cliffe Woods3 km
- Social Media in High Halstow4 km
- Social Media in Lower Higham4 km
- Social Media in Shell Haven5 km
- Social Media in Noke Street5 km
- Social Media in Thames Haven5 km
- Social Media in Chattenden5 km
- Social Media in Wainscott6 km
- Social Media in Sharnal Street6 km
- Social Media in East Tilbury6 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


