
Cold Christmas, Hertfordshire
Instagram Setup in Cold Christmas
Nobody in Cold Christmas rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £99
What instagram setup looks like round here
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
We work with Cold Christmas businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cold Christmas businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "instagram setup cold christmas"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Instagram Setup — the Cold Christmas map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cold Christmas is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Instagram Setup, and a word about Cold Christmas
Cold Christmas is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Cold Christmas are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Cold Christmas business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Instagram Setup in Cold Christmas
Merriman & Sons — Cold Christmas. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 40
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Cold Christmas: Social Media
Everything below has its own Cold Christmas page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Instagram Setup without the Cold Christmas bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
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Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
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Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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