Cold Christmas, Hertfordshire
Social Media Graphics in Cold Christmas
Cold Christmas isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £25 each
What social media graphics looks like round here
Posts, stories and covers sized correctly for every platform.
We work with Cold Christmas businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cold Christmas businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media graphics cold christmas"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media Graphics — the Cold Christmas map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cold Christmas is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media Graphics, and a word about Cold Christmas
Cold Christmas is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Cold Christmas, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Cold Christmas process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media Graphics in Cold Christmas
Duffy & Sons — Cold Christmas. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 19
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Cold Christmas: Social Media
Everything below has its own Cold Christmas page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media Graphics without the Cold Christmas bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media Graphics near Cold Christmas
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cold Christmas town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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