
Cosham, Portsmouth
Slate Carving in Cosham
Cosham isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Cosham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cosham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving cosham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 10,226 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Cosham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cosham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Cosham
Cosham is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Cosham. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Cosham, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Cosham business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Cosham
Kowalczyk Bros — Cosham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 70
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Cosham: Services
Everything below has its own Cosham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Cosham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Cosham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cosham town centre.
- Slate Carving in Wymeringnext door
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- Slate Carving in Hilsea2 km
- Slate Carving in St Francis Court2 km
- Slate Carving in Vicarage Row2 km
- Slate Carving in Anchorage Park2 km
- Slate Carving in Purbrook Heath2 km
- Slate Carving in Paulsgrove3 km
- Slate Carving in Purbrook3 km
- Slate Carving in Tipner3 km
- Slate Carving in North End3 km
- Slate Carving in Copnor3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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