
Coubister, Orkney Islands
Brand Identity in Coubister
Your competitors in Coubister are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with Coubister businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Coubister businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity coubister"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the Coubister map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Coubister is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about Coubister
You won't win Coubister on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Coubister business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in Coubister
Pemberton Bros — Coubister. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 30
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Coubister: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Coubister page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the Coubister bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
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from £99Brand Identity near Coubister
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Coubister town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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