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Web design in Coubister

Coubister: your competitors' websites are held together with hope. Let's fix yours.

We won't send you a 40-page strategy deck. We'll send you a website that works.

No Bollocks owl mascot

The landmark, and something about Coubister

Our owl had a nosy round the area so you don't have to.

A word about Coubister

You won't win Coubister on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Coubister process.

What we build for Coubister businesses

Pick the one you need. Ignore the rest. We won't upsell you a chatbot.

Brochure sites

Five or six pages that explain what you do and get people ringing.

Online shops

Take money without paying a developer every time a price changes.

Booking systems

Let people book a slot instead of playing voicemail tennis.

Local SEO

Turn up when someone nearby searches for what you sell.

The Coubister landmark map

Pulled live from OpenStreetMap. Handy for the photos on your homepage — and proof we know where Coubister actually is.

Free Coubister flyer, with QR code

Yours to print, no strings. Scan it and you land back here.

Real-world example

Example: A proper website in Coubister

Delaney GroupCoubister. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 20

Enquiries / month

6.6s → 1.1s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1900

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Most-asked-for in Coubister

Each one has its own Coubister page, and a national page if you'd rather read the detail first.

Business Websites in Coubister

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

Business Websites — the full detail

Trades Websites in Coubister

Built for builders, plumbers, sparkies and anyone who works with their hands.

Trades Websites — the full detail

E-commerce Websites in Coubister

Online shops that take money while you sleep. Payments, stock, delivery — sorted.

E-commerce Websites — the full detail

Local SEO in Coubister

Show up in your town when customers search for your trade.

Local SEO — the full detail

Logo Design in Coubister

Clean marks that work on vans, websites, shirts and tiny favicons.

Logo Design — the full detail

Google Ads in Coubister

Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.

Google Ads — the full detail

Everything we do in Coubister

Every service and sector gets its own Coubister page — written for Orkney Islands, not copy-pasted with the name swapped in. Here's the lot, grouped so you can find yours.

SERVICES

AI & AUTOMATION

BRANDING & DESIGN

BUSINESS GROWTH

CONTENT CREATION

DIGITAL MARKETING

HOSTING & SUPPORT

PHOTOGRAPHY & VIDEO

PRINT DESIGN

SEO

SIGNS & DISPLAYS

SLATE CARVING

SOCIAL MEDIA

VEHICLE GRAPHICS

WEBSITE DESIGN

WORKWEAR

TRADES & PROPERTY

FOOD, DRINK & HOSPITALITY

RETAIL & E-COMMERCE

HEALTH & WELLBEING

PROFESSIONAL & FINANCIAL

MOTORING & TRANSPORT

EDUCATION, SPORT & LEISURE

CREATIVE, EVENTS & COMMUNITY

HOME & LIFESTYLE

INDUSTRY, FARMING & ENERGY

PETS, ANIMALS & OUTDOORS

TECH, MEDIA & MARKETING

PUBLIC, CARE & COMMUNITY

Can't see it? The content map lists every area and page we've written.

Tell us what your business actually does and we'll tell you what it actually costs.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers