Coubister, Orkney Islands
Mascot Design in Coubister
Half the Coubister search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £500
What mascot design looks like round here
A memorable character that makes your business stick in people's heads.
We work with Coubister businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Coubister businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "mascot design coubister"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Mascot Design — the Coubister map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Coubister is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Mascot Design, and a word about Coubister
You won't win Coubister on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Coubister job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Mascot Design in Coubister
Okafor Ltd — Coubister. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 37
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Coubister: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Coubister page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Mascot Design without the Coubister bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Mascot Design near Coubister
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Coubister town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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