
Curry Mallet, Somerset
Bespoke Slate Projects in Curry Mallet
Curry Mallet isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99
What bespoke slate projects looks like round here
One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.
We work with Curry Mallet businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Curry Mallet businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "bespoke slate projects curry mallet"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 306 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Bespoke Slate Projects — the Curry Mallet map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Curry Mallet is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Bespoke Slate Projects, and a word about Curry Mallet
Curry Mallet is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Somerset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Curry Mallet, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Curry Mallet job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Bespoke Slate Projects in Curry Mallet
Merriman & Sons — Curry Mallet. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 42
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Curry Mallet: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Curry Mallet page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Bespoke Slate Projects without the Curry Mallet bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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