Curry Rivel, Somerset
House Signs in Curry Rivel
Curry Rivel isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £60
What house signs looks like round here
Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.
We work with Curry Rivel businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Curry Rivel businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "house signs curry rivel"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 1,844 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
House Signs — the Curry Rivel map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Curry Rivel is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
House Signs, and a word about Curry Rivel
Curry Rivel is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Somerset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Curry Rivel, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Curry Rivel process.
Real-world example
Example: House Signs in Curry Rivel
Kowalczyk Bros — Curry Rivel. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 72
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Curry Rivel: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Curry Rivel page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
House Signs without the Curry Rivel bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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