Custom House, Greater London
House Signs in Custom House
Custom House isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £60
What house signs looks like round here
Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.
We work with Custom House businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Custom House businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "house signs custom house"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
House Signs — the Custom House map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Custom House is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
House Signs, and a word about Custom House
Custom House is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Greater London isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Custom House, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Custom House job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: House Signs in Custom House
Rowntree Ltd — Custom House. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 32
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Custom House: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Custom House page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
House Signs without the Custom House bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
House Signs near Custom House
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Custom House town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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