East Fortune, East Lothian
Bespoke Slate Projects in East Fortune
East Fortune isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99
What bespoke slate projects looks like round here
One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.
We work with East Fortune businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why East Fortune businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "bespoke slate projects east fortune"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Bespoke Slate Projects — the East Fortune map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where East Fortune is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Bespoke Slate Projects, and a word about East Fortune
East Fortune is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to East Fortune, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your East Fortune business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Bespoke Slate Projects in East Fortune
Bellamy Trading — East Fortune. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 66
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.4s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in East Fortune: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own East Fortune page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Bespoke Slate Projects without the East Fortune bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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