Edinburgh, City of Edinburgh
Slate Carving in Edinburgh
Half the Edinburgh search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Edinburgh businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Edinburgh businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving edinburgh"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 488,050 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Edinburgh map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Edinburgh is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Edinburgh
There are roughly 488,050 people in Edinburgh. A fair chunk of them are searching for what you sell right now, and most of them will never scroll past the first three results.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Edinburgh process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Edinburgh
Okafor Ltd — Edinburgh. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 66
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Edinburgh: Services
Everything below has its own Edinburgh page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Edinburgh bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Edinburgh
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Edinburgh town centre.
- Slate Carving in York Placenext door
- Slate Carving in Roxburgh's Courtnext door
- Slate Carving in New Townnext door
- Slate Carving in Canongatenext door
- Slate Carving in Grassmarketnext door
- Slate Carving in Queen Streetnext door
- Slate Carving in Dumbiedykesnext door
- Slate Carving in South Sidenext door
- Slate Carving in Canonmills1 km
- Slate Carving in Abbeyhill1 km
- Slate Carving in Pilrig2 km
- Slate Carving in Marchmont2 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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