Dumbiedykes, City of Edinburgh
Slate Carving in Dumbiedykes
Your competitors in Dumbiedykes are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Dumbiedykes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Dumbiedykes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving dumbiedykes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Dumbiedykes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Dumbiedykes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Dumbiedykes
You won't win Dumbiedykes on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in City of Edinburgh isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Dumbiedykes business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Dumbiedykes
Pemberton Bros — Dumbiedykes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 43
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Dumbiedykes: Services
Everything below has its own Dumbiedykes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Dumbiedykes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Dumbiedykes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Dumbiedykes town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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