Sciennes, City of Edinburgh
Slate Carving in Sciennes
Your competitors in Sciennes are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Sciennes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Sciennes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving sciennes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Sciennes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Sciennes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Sciennes
You won't win Sciennes on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Sciennes are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Sciennes job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Sciennes
Pemberton Bros — Sciennes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 65
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Sciennes: Services
Everything below has its own Sciennes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Sciennes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Sciennes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Sciennes town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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