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Farningham, Kent

Address Plaques in Farningham

Nobody in Farningham rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £50

What address plaques looks like round here

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

We work with Farningham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Farningham businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "address plaques farningham"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Address Plaques — the Farningham map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Farningham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Address Plaques, and a word about Farningham

Farningham is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Farningham. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Farningham job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Address Plaques in Farningham

Okafor Ltd — Farningham. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 48

Enquiries / month

6.6s → 1.7s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£1150

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Farningham: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Farningham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Bespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

Address Plaques without the Farningham bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
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Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120More slate carving

Corporate Gifts

Branded slate coasters, plaques and desk items.

from £75

Address Plaques near Farningham

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Farningham town centre.

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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.