Five Acres, Gloucestershire
Analytics in Five Acres
Five Acres isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Five Acres businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Five Acres businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics five acres"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Five Acres map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Five Acres is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Five Acres
Five Acres is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Five Acres are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Five Acres, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Five Acres process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Five Acres
Prendergast Trading — Five Acres. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 31
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.4s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Five Acres: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Five Acres page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Five Acres bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Five Acres
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Five Acres town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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