
Five Acres, Gloucestershire
Marketing Strategy in Five Acres
Five Acres isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £500
What marketing strategy looks like round here
A clear plan that tells you where to spend and what to ignore.
We work with Five Acres businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Five Acres businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "marketing strategy five acres"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Marketing Strategy — the Five Acres map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Five Acres is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Marketing Strategy, and a word about Five Acres
Five Acres is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Gloucestershire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Five Acres, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Five Acres business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Marketing Strategy in Five Acres
Whitlock & Co — Five Acres. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 31
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Five Acres: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Five Acres page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Marketing Strategy without the Five Acres bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingConversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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