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Five Acres, Gloucestershire

Email Marketing in Five Acres

Half the Five Acres search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £79/mo

What email marketing looks like round here

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

We work with Five Acres businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Five Acres businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "email marketing five acres"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Email Marketing — the Five Acres map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Five Acres is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Email Marketing, and a word about Five Acres

You won't win Five Acres on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Five Acres. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Five Acres process.

Real-world example

Example: Email Marketing in Five Acres

Delaney Group — Five Acres. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

8 → 70

Enquiries / month

7.3s → 1.1s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£900

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Five Acres: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Five Acres page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

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Email Marketing without the Five Acres bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Email Marketing near Five Acres

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Five Acres town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.