Folly, Gateshead
Slate Carving in Folly
Your competitors in Folly are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Folly businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Folly businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving folly"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Folly map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Folly is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Folly
You won't win Folly on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Gateshead isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Folly business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Folly
Okafor Ltd — Folly. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 73
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Folly: Services
Everything below has its own Folly page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Folly bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Folly
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Folly town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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