Stargate, Gateshead
Slate Carving in Stargate
Nobody in Stargate rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Stargate businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Stargate businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving stargate"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Stargate map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Stargate is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Stargate
Stargate is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Stargate are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Stargate job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Stargate
Kowalczyk Bros — Stargate. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 47
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Stargate: Services
Everything below has its own Stargate page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Stargate bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Stargate
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Stargate town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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