
Stella, Gateshead
Slate Carving in Stella
Nobody in Stella rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Stella businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Stella businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving stella"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Stella map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Stella is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Stella
Stella is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Gateshead isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Stella process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Stella
Rowntree Ltd — Stella. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 49
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Stella: Services
Everything below has its own Stella page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Stella bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Stella
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Stella town centre.
- Slate Carving in Hedgefieldnext door
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- Slate Carving in Stargate1 km
- Slate Carving in Newburn2 km
- Slate Carving in Lemington2 km
- Slate Carving in Blaydon Burn2 km
- Slate Carving in Blaydon on Tyne2 km
- Slate Carving in Ryton2 km
- Slate Carving in Wallbottle2 km
- Slate Carving in Blaydon Haughs2 km
- Slate Carving in Winlaton3 km
- Slate Carving in Throckley3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
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